Now that we’ve endured another wet, nippy, blowy holiday time, including ridiculous blizzards up north, it’s time to consider this:
Megyn Kelly tells her Fox News viewers that Santa was a white man.
Predicting the future is a growth industry. From Madame So-and-So’s palm reading parlor to bloated Washington think tanks to Nostradamus, telling us today what will happen tomorrow is a way to make money even in a down economy.
A lady we love seldom asks for a favor, so when she does, we always says, “Of course.”
If you have a friend who needs to learn a lesson about his or her dangerous lifestyle, how about this: Make your friend believe he’s been in a coma for ten years.
If I’m still writing about bad gift situations by Independence Day, somebody pull the plug. Meanwhile here are more “worst gifts ever” contenders, sent by readers. I give no names in the interest of domestic tranquility.